Even a kettle would’nt whistle at you

scape the mundane with the top notes of zesty bergamot, lemon, and crisp pear that usher in a fresh and cleansing aura. The heart of the fragrance unfolds with the calming scents of lavender, lush jasmine, and delicate orange blossom, enhancing your space with its floral sophistication. As the experience deepens, the warm and rich base notes of sandalwood, cedar, patchouli, warm amber, and sensual musk provide a comforting and enduring finish.

It’s that ultimate Irish burn – Even a kettle wouldn’t whistle at you. Cold, blunt, and delivered with a straight face by someone who probably still loves you deep down. Floaty Bits takes that energy and flips it. Instead of cold shoulders and silence, it’s fresh air, warm light, and a big ‘you got this’ in scent form. Clean, calming, and quietly confident, it’s perfect for clearing your head, shifting the mood, or pretending you live near the sea even if you’re just stuck in the box room.

Every candle is handmade by me here in Dublin – carefully poured, labelled, and packed by hand. I use soy wax that’s vegan, clean-burning, and easy on the planet. The tins are recyclable, and there’s not a scrap of plastic in sight. It’s a proper Irish-made treat that looks after the vibes and the environment